You peer inside the chest, inside it are a variety of THINGS, THINGS that may or may not be coming out of the chest anytime soon, THINGS that are important and THINGS that aren't or maybe they are, WHO KNOWS? You certainly don't.
Man there sure are a lot of THINGS in here, how would you even be able to sort all the important THINGS from the non-important THINGS even if you DID know which THINGS were important? You could be there for hours sifting through all these THINGS, it'll be like scraping through a sea of legos trying to find all the cool pieces to make your spaceship with. Not that there are any actual legos among the THINGS in this chest, though you couldn't be totally certain, they could be buried underneath yet more THINGS.
Goddamn that's a lot of THINGS...
Gibbon: Take some THINGS already.