You can’t be a wound! Why does everything think they can just BE abstract concepts?! It’s ridiculous, a wound is not an entity in and of itself, it relies entirely on being inflicted on a living creature!
Anyway it’s gone, the power of the JEWEL OF SPLISH has healed it into oblivion and rendered it wholly unimportant to the story, it’s almost as if there was no WOUND at all! There, see how long you would have lasted if you were that wound? No time at all, that’s how long!
PUMK: CONSIDER NEXT MOVE