Your name is GIBBON.
You don't own a parrot but even if you did you don't know how you would continue one, you know what ENDING a parrot would mean, but that's just SICK, why would you even think about that?
You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a LUSCIOUS mane of hair. You really like DADROCK but you're totally OPEN to other forms of music. You have a YOUTUBE CHANNEL but it ISN'T VERY GOOD. You also like playing GUITAR.
What will you do?
Gibbon: Inspect that pony plushie.